hamster feeding syringe being used with ion chromatography membranes, what could possibly go wrong?

the tale of chief alligator scientist, his twelve zelda fans, and his very high quality video production skills for his very scientific science

Wondering what sort of cool explosive materials I am making? My video is already flagged for review, how nice. Well I am using an Ion Chromatography membrane exchange filter which separate ions and polar molecules; basically any liquid and particulate matter coming out of that hamster feeder is going to be 0.2um or less and electrically neutral.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion_chromatography
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isoelectric_point

"The isoelectric points (IEP) of metal oxide ceramics are used extensively in material science in various aqueous processing steps (synthesis, modification, etc.). In the absence of chemisorbed or physisorbed species particle surfaces in aqueous suspension are generally assumed to be covered with surface hydroxyl species, M-OH (where M is a metal such as Al, Si, etc.). At pH values above the IEP, the predominate surface species is M-O−, while at pH values below the IEP, M-OH2+ species predominate."

Which is all pretty essential when the entire whole purpose of this one-man clown rodeo show is to create a specialized composite nanomaterial formulated to thermally siphon heat directly from high frequency electronics and shield it from any neutronic interference. I am tired of my computers failing after a few years because of easily avoided issues that manufacturers refuse to address, and the complete lack of awareness when it comes to bitflip errors, and so I am taking matters into my own hands.

I am also tired of buying shit from Amazon that needs to be superglued after five minutes of use.

These videos are intended to preserve the oh-so-very-scientific process involved in the production of the initial batch, acting as both disclosure to public domain as far as any IP is concerned while mocking science nerds, their lab coats, needlessly expensive equipment, and bombastic vernacular used in scientific science papers with the intent of making them sound smarter than they really are. Most of them are god damn morons. #TrustTheScience #NebulizeAlcohol

There may be steps and ingredients are left out, conditions and terms may apply, actual result from attempting to recreate my work is entirely your own risk to both health and equipment, the procedures and protocols seen here are probably incredibly dangerous when performed by sober professionals. This is not financial advice.

I don't give a flying fuck for video production, or impressing subscribers, or attracting kids with thumbnails of myself with my mouth agape while I point at some object under a video titled "How to OUTSMART YOUR PEERS on Nanomaterials" or "People Think I'm Going CRAZY! But I'm really making NANOMATERIALS!". Fuck that YouTuber bullshit.